A Sugar Smacks diary in honor of Kid Oakland. And because I've been sick for two days and just don't have the capacity for an oatmeal diary tonight. You lucky people thus do not have to read about the FDA.
So I was surfing today, and saw a picture of Michael Jackson walking somewhere, probably to the courthouse. Behind was the guy who walks around with him holding his umbrella, protecting him from the sun. I thought, what a crappy job. It probably pays well, but can you imagine having to tell people that you shield Michael Jackson from the sun for a living? Could you have a less meaningful profession?
Anyway, that made me think about shitty jobs, and hence a Friday night play thread. What is the shittiest job you ever had, or if you've been so lucky not to have had a bad one, the shittiest job you can imagine?